Monday, February 15, 2010

Misster-Kitty; Professional Mouser

(With all apologies to Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)

Die FuckingMouse!

It's no real shock, considering the building I live in is a little over 100 years old, but I am lo to report that Misster Kitty has Mice.

They seeming have come out of no where, but this I know is not the case. However I will say they have been VERY sneaky and extremely stealth. I was 2 of them last Thursday scurry on the kitchen floor. I sprang into action immediately doing a recognisance then initiated a kinder gentler search and destroy. After all, Kitty is a lover not a fighter...

By Friday morning (thankfully I had the day off) I mad a run to Canadian Tire and stocked up on no kill mouse traps. By the time I did a deep clean, peppermint oiled, steel wooled and duck taped the few holes I could find, I had already caught one cute little grey buggar. He was released, humanely down the street, in a park near an old utility shed. I honestly at that point didn't want to kill them, I just wanted them out and away.

By Sunday morning I had caught and released 4 others. but alas it seemed the remaining, what? few? (dear jebus I sure hope so!)were willing to take this up a notch. I could hear at least one attempting to gnaw through a wooden grill covering my hot water tank, but I counld not find him.

Well I awoke this morning to find that he not only broke trough, but he had at least one friend and they had opened two escape holes... Before heading to the office I did another deep clean, peppermint oiled, steel wooled and duck taped the new holes closed.

I have decided to this point not to poison the fuckers because well I have Santiago and I don't want to risk his well being... but at lunch today I did another run to Canadian Pneu and picked up some Rat Seed and I also got some Ultra Sonic Rodent repellers. (I've hear glowing as well as demoralizing reviews of these, but thought what could it hurt to try)

When I arrived home I did another check and found another damned access rout and took care of that and humanity be damned I filled it with seed then steel wolled and sealed that sucker shut. and then i set up the ultrasonic. There's a slight hum, but only if you are within a foot or so, and Santi doesn't even seem to notice them.

So we'll see how it goes. I will go easy on the seed but if they want to continue this war... I'll gladly drop a $20 in little mini mouse guillotines and off with their fucking heads!



DIE FuckingMouse!

DIE!
DIE!
DIE!

5 comments:

TICKLEBEAR said...

and there goes santi's fanclub...
but as cute as they can be, you don't want those in your home...
that's why i stick to concrete. never had this issue. but i remember when i lived in a very old house, the only problem i had were spiders and i loathe those. and i showed no mercy. no "go on and prosper". just die, squish and flush the toilet. i posted recently a video about rats but i figure you wouldn't be in the mood for such humor...
good luck on your warfare!!!
:D~
HUGZ

Leonard said...

Here is my mouse story http://wonderfulworldofleonard.blogspot.com/2005/09/im-forced-to-recycle-old-stories.html
not a good thing with rodents. ;) peace

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Mitzi said...

Those humane traps are a load of rubbish, you end up catching the same mouse over and over again. A rolled up newspaper will do the trick if you can't bare the thought of crushed mouse skulls then place a glass vase on the floor at an angle, bait it with a Belgian truffle and voila the mouse gets in but it can't get out. Then fill the vase with water and drown the fucker. Works a treat. (so I'm told)

Anonymous said...

oh no .. i wonder if they like mushrooms, an i wonder if the LAND-lord has'm too ?? (either one) They could be Laval's pets (KILL KILL KILL !!) If there are rodents .. the price will ... be better :-)
sorry to hear that S
rbg