Monday, February 22, 2010

Name That Movie.

Can you figure out the movie, by the quote?

- Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
- Go to IMDB.com and find a quote from each movie.
- Post them in a note for everyone to guess.
- Crossout when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
- NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions.

- Only ONE GUESS per comment post.
- state the Number and what Movie you think the quote is from.

Good luck!


01 Person One: You have got to get over this Tammy Wynette fixation!
Person Two: Well, someone's got to carry on her legacy now that she's gone!
Person One: You've been doing this for twenty-three years! What was your excuse before she died?
Person Two: My mind's a blank.


02 Come on now, be honest! Which one of you wouldn't rather listen to his hairdresser than Hercules? Or Horatius, or Orpheus... people so lofty they sound as if they shit marble!


03 He: Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo!
She: And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*?
He: I don't *know*, Margo!
-Kelli


04 Arlena and I were in the chorus of a show together, not that I could ever compete. Even in those days, she could always throw her legs up in the air higher than any of us... and wider.


05 Shut up, shut up, shut up! Your voice is giving me Mono! -Kevin


06 Person One: Where'd you get this number?
Person Two: I looked it up in the book, under 'D' for dickhead.


07 He: How do you do?
She: Mutual, I'm sure.
-Meaghan


08 She #1: Let me help you with your duffel bag.
She #2: [confused] My things are in the Cabriolet.
She #1: Oh, I'm sorry. That's just your ass.


09 Does the phrase "Needledick, the Bug-Fucker" mean anything to you? - Kevin


10 I like rich people. I like the way they live. I like the way I live when I'm with them. -Meaghan


11 Don't be such an old poop! -BobbyKatz


12 Oh Fuck! FUck! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!


13 Are you crazy? (points to a squished fly) You just killed a transmigrating soul. I mean that could have been Beethoven, Boticelli... Jack Benny.


14 Put... ze candle... *back*!


15 Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria! -Kevin(& Poodle)


16 All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve. -Kevin


17 I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails.


18 I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy. I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled.


19 That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!


20 You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots.

14 comments:

Kevin said...

#5: Connie & Carla!

Kevin said...

#9
Outrageous Fortune! I think you submitted that one to me awhile back. Love that movie!

Kevin said...

#16

of course, the glorious Olympia Dukakis as Claree in Steel Magnolias.

Misster Kitty said...

damn girl, pace yo'self!

Meaghan said...

7 is white christmas. her voice is so irritating and now i can't get it out of my head!!

10 is uncle max from the sound of music!

Meaghan said...

oops. only 1 guess per comment. didn't remember that part.

Newsguy Bob said...

#12 ia Katherine Hepburn to Henry7 "Norman" Fonda in On Golden Pond.
What's my prize? How and where do I claim it?

Misster Kitty said...

I'll over look the slight breach in protocol Meaghan, only because I got HER voice stuck in your head. Bravo x 2

And BobbyKatz, you win my forever friendship. What's that you say? You thought you already had it? tut tut. Not until now. ;-)

Kelli said...

#3 - HELLO!!!! Christmas vacation

Misster Kitty said...

That's it Kel. I thought it would be the first to go!

Leonard said...

Dammit! I'm not gay enough for this shit! I hate that I don't have that gay gene for movies, shopping, wine...cleanliness. Okay riddle me this! Do you think Matt Leinart will be upgraded to the QB position for the Cards since Kurt Warner retired? OR will they outsource for another QB to represent the AZ Cards for the upcoming season?? Keep in mind his stats are no way comparable to Kurt's since he's only started 3 times in the past year...I think. In any case, I personally think he can do it, he's never got the chance to prove himself, now is his time. Whew, I feel better now. Um, I have a quote, something about all men named Steve being gay... in Steel Magnolia?! That's all I got. Oh, I see that's been answered already...shit. ;)peace

Misster Kitty said...

Dude. I don't have a clue WHAT you're sayin' but it's turning me on, don't stop...

Kevin said...

You know, I keep coming back to #15 b/c I know I KNOW what it is, but it's totally elusive.

Then last night, the Poodle throws on a movie that I LOVE but only saw once.

That movie was "So I Married An Axe Murderer."

That is the answer to question 15.

Misster Kitty said...

Ya know what? I heart the Poodle, and I heart you too Shirl!