And then there were eight...

Well... Not much of a surprise on this one... Leeza, or Leezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza as I call her, was as Len said, "Dull, dull, dull" .

Now what was a bit of a shock was that Clyde was NOT in the bottom two. I'll admit John was not stellar last night, but Good Golly, Miss Molly... Clyde was a snoozapalooza just like Leeza. At least John and his partner Edyta tried to tell a story... admittedly no one quite understood it, but at least they tried.


Come on people stop with the pity votes... let's ditch the dead weight, thin the herd... get down to the real competition... When all that is left is Joey and Kym, Leila and Maksim, Apolo and Julianne, Ian and Cheryl and, yes... I'll say it... Heather and Jonathan... the game will be on.

No No N-N@ (Monday sucks! ...again)

Last Monday sucked and this Monday sucks too.

Not only am I at work, when seemingly everyone else is not...
but as well:

- My desk-mate and friend Kelli is not here (she is lucky enough to have a kid that has no day-care today so they're at home... I think I'm gonna get me one of those there kids... um maybe not... I hear ya gotta feed em and then clean em...) So I have no one to be bitchy with, no one to share knowing glances with when we hear someone say something we deem completely incorrect/unacceptable/intolerable.

And...
- There is no N@ on the radio!

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Now I knew there'd be no Kelli today. I was prepared for that. Because of her absence I was REALLY COUNTING ON N@ to fill in the void that Kelli left... so needless to say I WAS NOT prepared for no N@ on the radio today.

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt that she announced last week that she would not be in today, and if that's indeed the case I'll even share part of the blame, since I do not recall hearing it.

At the end of the day however... I simply was not ready for no N@ .

So there's some chick replacing N@ today and no offence to her but she's been on over an hour already and I don't know who she is and she's too damn perky. N@ is not perky... She's a lot of things, but I'd not say perky was one of em... She's a little high strung (which I appreciate) she's slightly bitter and caustic (in a nice was... if that's possible) She's downright hilarious... (Kelli and I can't wait to hear what Nat is gonna say next on the radio..) N@ makes me laugh with her own special brand of humour.... a brand I might add that very much enjoy... and would PAY for it, were it made available in other formats....

*sigh*

Please god... tomorrow I want Kelli and N@ back.

Quote of the week (1)

"We all know a fag is a homosexual gentleman who has just left the room."
~ Truman Capote

Hoppy Easter

Can't blog right now... Chocolate to eat.

Kick me Kate...

LOST was good tonite... night. Any episode where there's no (or next to no) Locke is good in my book. Great new plot twists finally, and I'm loving to hate Juliette just as much as Ben.

Was great to see the 'smoke monster' again too! Will be interesting to see how that develops.

Question tho.... When Kate and Juliette were hiding in the bamboo what was with all the flashbulbs... I'm a little 'lost' on that...

Where did Jack and Locke and the 'others' go? Don't know, don't care.

What really got me was Kate and Juliette's cat fight. I don't know what it is, but girl on girl bitch fighting makes me a happy camper! I think it's maybe because the men fight to get to the KO, the women ok the other hand fight to scratch, claw, slap, pull, punch and pummel to inflict as MUCH damage as possible... and when you're done, do some more. I obtain a certain level of catharsis that releases me and recharges me at the same time. (I think I need therapy!)

Can't wait for next Wed...

And then there were Nine...

Well here's the thing. It's sort of a bitter sweet moment. I really didn't care for Shandi and Brian last week, but their performance last night actually impressed me, enough that I actually voted for them online (amongst others... you are allowed multiple votes)

None the less... It's time to say goodbye to Ken and Barbie.. (As I liked to call em...)

I think the more deserving departure would have been for Clyde and Elana or Leeza and Tony, but, what the hell do I know.

I should ask my friend Renée what she thinks... She used to dance Ballroom when I met her way way back in the last century! ;-) But it's not like the judges comments or who actually danced the best counts, it is after all 'reality TV' and it's who's most popular... (Thank god Joey is such a cutie!)

Hasta la vista Barbie...

You've been warned...

If you get an email from a friend asking you to sign up to Face Book...
they are no friend of yours...

Listen to me ...
LISTEN...
L-I-S-T-E-N...

Don't do it.

Just say No!

If you DO, you'll be sucked down a long, fast moving spiral that will make Brittney Spears' decent into the depths of a trailer-trash world seem like a picnic at the beach.

Just remember...

I told you so.

Monday, you suck!

Well I guess I should apologize to my sub-conscious... seems he was telling me to stay the f**k home today and I just didn't listen.

About the only good things I can say about Monday are this:
- I am home
and
- I'm watching Dancing with the Stars.

Work was a veritable hell today and I blame YOU Monday!

I had to cancel my massage because I found out I am not covered at work as I was otherwise previously told. Damn you Monday! But I guess that's really just as well, seeing as I would have been late because, as I said, work was hell today. ... can you say 'Monday'?!

And rain... Yup you guessed it Monday...

Are you still with me? ....I missed a bus on the way home, because again.... Monday.

And good lord coming home tonight on to the Metro at Cremazie station I got on the train and *BAAM* the smell of BO slapped you like a Bitch in a barfight... I'm talking full on Ape-scent Gloriola! or to quote Will Truman... "That's wasn't BO that was B Oh My God!" But then I knew.... MONDAY!

Monday, you suck!
You suck long time!

Mr. Sub-Conscious... I'm sorry. Tomorrow morning I will listen to you.

It starts...

Well a restful long weekend has passed *sigh* and the real world is nipping at my ankles.

Ever have a dream you slept in and when you wake up,. you have in actuality already done so? - yea hate them too!

I had a weird one this morning, not quite that but still annoying...

I dreamt that I not only slept in, but not enough to make me late for work, but then I don't seem to care and I keep causing myself to be later... watching the TV, chatting on the phone with different people (one my boss?!?!), signing for delivery on boxes I know I haven't ordered or am expecting... I end up leaving for work a full 3 hours after I am already supposed to be there and then in a depanneur in the metro I continue to hold myself up again by trying to find just the right magazine to read... US... PEOPLE.... I don't actually arrive at work in the dream, I wake up before that...

I realize that no-one wants to get up Monday morning for work (unless you're truly sick n' twisted) but what bothers me about this is that my sub-conscious mind id teasing me with the fact that it CAN sleep in and say 'screw you' to work without any retribution, whereas... right now,I gotta get my ass in gear...

On the plus side what my sub-conscious mind forgot to remember is that tonight at 6:30 I am having a 60 min massage (the lower back is been achey...) I cannot wait!

HA! Screw you sub-conscious!
oh yea, and screw you too Monday morning!