Thursday, February 12, 2009

Calling all Drag Queens

If you’re a Drag Queen, or know a Drag Queen, especially one that does a convincing Katherine Hepburn, I implore you to do a cover of Lady Gaga – Pokerface as the goddess of the silver screen.



I’m not a fan of the GooGoo but the song is being played so often on the radio that I need something to get me through it. Thus far that salvation has been for some reason imagining the great Kate singing the song (I don’t know why?! I just do). But now imagining is not enough. Like a junkie I need a bigger hit.

But before you judge me, think about it… it WILL be an improvement; and aside from Miss Hepburn singing about her bluffin’ muffin, her stage name is just screaming out ...



The Lady Kaka.

COME ON PEOPLE, that is brilliant!

So if you or someone you know does a convincing Katherine Hepburn imitation, please for the love of god do this… the world will owe you a debt of gratitude.

9 comments:

Bob said...

I do a half-decent Kate from "On Golden Pond".
"Oh Norman, you old poop!"
How's that? Does it help your Jones?

Sean Newbury said...

half way decent is also half way bad... ;-)

Can you SING like her?

If so, can you sing POKERFACE as her?

Anonymous said...

i'm on it!

Anonymous said...

Do I have to be a man to enter? ‘Cuz I can do a pretty good Kate.

Sean Newbury said...

Xuppy, Like I said to BobbieKatz... Can you SING like her?

If so, can you sing POKERFACE as her?

Leonard said...

Lady Kaka? I don't get it. I like this song though! ;) peace

Scooter said...

I so love Kate. My favorite movie she ever did was that porno, "On Goldie Hawn." Olay I really didn't see it. I just could bear watching Katherine tring to seduce a giggling Goldie. Especially after they found Katherine nearly drowned in Veronica Lake.

Sean Newbury said...

Oh Leonard... Lady Kaka is 'like' Lady Gaga but ka instead of ga Ka being the first two letters of Katherine.. :-)

Sean Newbury said...

Hmmm I don't recall the porno but I wanna see it! lol

I LOVE OGP...