Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Happy Hump Day

13 comments:

Shirley!...or is it Kevin? said...

that's disgusting. i would never serve anything with the face still on it!

Misster Kitty said...

I know! It reminds me of that scene from A CHRISTMAS STORY when the family goes to the Chinese resto for Christmas dinner and they are served a whole duck, head and all, then the chef comes out and chops off the head with a cleaver.

CLASSY I say...

Scooter said...

Uhm, is it just me, or do the people sitting behind the chickens look as if they're wearing something really fancy...like perhaps from a wedding? Plus there's the fancy table cloth.

Maybe it's an Easter celebration?

Hmmmmmm.

Mitzi said...

Reminds me of that two headed monster in Willow.

Newsguy Bob said...

Nice cock.

Misster Kitty said...

OMG Mitz! you're so right! LOL

Misster Kitty said...

Why thank you BobbyKatz... it's a double-header!

Maria said...

Kitty: Question for ya...

How do you handle a newspaper gal who delivers the Gazette ONLY when she feels like it? She missed 2 days in a row this week Tues & Wed (including a day or two every week for the last few months) so hubby told me to cancel the subscription since we end up buying it at the corner store, no need to pay for no paper. Well, I cancelled it yesterday afternoon. This morning at 5:58 AM she calls me to say "Hello. My name is Pat. You cancelled your Gazette subscription yesterday?"

Me: "yes" still groggy...

Her: "so when do I get paid?"

Me: "Same Day I get my fuckin' paper, and why the hell are you calling at this time?"

Her: "cause I am outside your home right now and I see a light on in the living room"

Me: "#1 Thats fucking creepy and #2 I don't care what light you see you don't call at 5:58 AM --- too many freaks not enough circuses"

Her: "so when do I get paid?"

Me: "do you think I am gonna pick up and move because I owe you $20 bucks?"

Her: "so I can come by tonight?"

Me: ***click***

I called The Gazette today to complain because I was still groggy this morning when I was speaking to that B**ch and they were amazed that she called at such a time. I asked them to check how long I have had home delivery service and its been since 1998 with no problems. What the heck is she smoking?

How do you deal with stupid people like that?

Misster Kitty said...

Looks like you did good... aside from throwing a bucket of ice water on her...

I'd have called, complained and demanded a new delivery person long ago however.

Newsguy Bob said...

Move over, Ann Landers, Dear Abby and Ellie. Make room for Misster Kitty and his down-to-earth advice on handling the dickwads of the world.

Verification word: Pater, as in "Stupid Psycho Bitch called Maria at 5:58am because Marie hadn't pater."

Maria said...

Kitty is Ann Landers with a twist.

Hannah said...

That picture made me feel happy to be a vegetarian! LOL. Ewwww.

Leonard said...

Misster Kitty, that just ain't right!! ;) peace