Wednesday, March 18, 2009

It's Over

It is with a heavy heart that I inform you all that I have decided to separate from Dancing with the Stars.

It has been an incredible 5 years, but unfortunately, due to irreconcilable differences (I like to be entertained, and this season is as entertaining as a paper cut on your tongue), divorce proceedings have been completed as of this morning.


I won’t refuse a reconciliation in the years to come; this however is entirely up to DwtS.
…but I won’t hold my breath.

9 comments:

Mitzi said...

Well done Kitty. I abhor all types of celebrity shows like the one you mentioned.

Celebrity Big Brother
Celebrity Master Chef
Chelebrity Salon
Celebrity Jungle
Celebrities on Ice
Celebrity Wig Watch

I wouldn't mind so much if they were well known celebrities but most of them are not. Paul Burrell for example is a former Royal Butler to Diana he is not a celebrity he is Staff for fucks sake.

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Misster Kitty said...

The thing is, I can't decide if this decision was made because I'm maturing, I'm becoming harder to please and cynical or cause this season just REALLY SUCKS! ... in all likelyhood it's a bit of all three...

How about a Celeb reality show The Royals in Rehab...

Maria said...

I don't think I have EVER watched an entire episode of Dwts... I remember watching half an episode once, never got into it.

Ma Horton said...

Total agreement .

Kevin said...

My condolences. I myself have had many unsuccessful tv relationships. ER and I divorced so long ago, I don't think I would recognize it now. And as I understand it, it's not doing so well. In fact, could go any day now.

Right now, AI and I are on shaky ground, but there's a part of me that wants us to succeed.

Chin up, sister!

Misster Kitty said...

It's sad Ma! What do we do now?!

Shirl... I split with ER about 3 years back now... it was a clean break and I've never looked back... I mean reall... John Stamos?!?! Inexcusable.

AI I I hope you and AI can remain friends at least, I know how much you've invested into the relationship. Chin up.

I think I need to get MM so I can watch Drag Race...

And for those that might be interested... there's gonna be a french series with Strippers (not clear if it's male, female or both) that complete in 20 different tests. It's gonna be called Pole Position.

Newsguy Bob said...

I've been grieving quietly and privately over my split with Lost. It has simply lost its attraction for me. I think time travel is mostly to blame.
But I'll be strong and will survive the split.
I still have ER to ease my pain, for a few more weeks, at least. Then I'll still have Flashpoint and Raising the Bar...

XUP said...

I hope it's not because you're turning straight, Kitty, that's all. First you buy shoes without heels and now this. Is Barbra starting to sound like just another shrill old hag?

libhom said...

I'm amazed you, or anyone else, has lasted this long.