Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Hazaaa, Hazaaa, Hazaaa

Three cheers for Her Majesty Sir Elton Hercules [Reginald Kenneth Dwight] John CBE, who turns a fabulous 62 today...


YOU GO GURL!

11 comments:

Maria said...

Let me get through Princess's birthday this weekend. Her list seems to be growing by the day.
At the top of the list is...

Jonas brothers tickets... who are they anyway?

Misster Kitty said...

they are closeted mini gays, wiith the musical talen of an ingrown toenail... but they're supposedly the "cutest thing ever!" (insert insane teenage girl screaming here)

Maria said...

yeah... lucky American Express cardholders get some sort of advance purchase perk... so shhhhhhhhh I got the tickets...
We are gonna be 2 mom's and 3 girls under the age of 10.

Oh geeeeeeez... thank god its only in August and I have all this time to psych myself up.

If I was able to get my hands on better tickets when they go on sale Saturday --- how easy do you think it will be to sell the ones I already have in the red section?

Maria said...

are they really THAT bad? 5 tickets cost me over $500.00 smackers!

Misster Kitty said...

Maria... I know you don't drink, but you might want to make that night an exception...

Maria said...

that's exactly what my friend who is bringing her two girls said...

That night she needs to stock up on wine and advil!!!!!!! What have I gotten myself into?

I will present the tickets to my baby girl on Sat. for her B-Day.

She is gonna shit herself...

Misster Kitty said...

Well happy early birthday to Maria's Princess...
(Maria, maybe you should slip her a pair of depends before she opens her gift...)

Maria said...

well noted...

John said...

Maria,

You and I have not conversed... but please... for the sake of your hearing, which will be depleted irrevokably by the screams of an armada of temporarily insane girls... skip the wine, and bring ear-plugs. You're not going to hear the music anyhow. Trust me.

If you weren't taking young 'uns, I'd recommend smoking a big ol' fat joint too.

Godspeed.

JS

Maria said...

John,

If I wasn't taking young 'uns you would not catch me at a Jonas brothers concert!! HEH!

I make it a point to a least know one song of any concert I attend.

I will bring ear plugs and wine...
I'll pass on the big ol' fat joint since I'm a mom and out to set a good example. HEH!

Thanks for the advice. I need all that I can get.

Leonard said...

I'm looking for the elves that are holding Elton up under all that gear. Wait gear isn't gay enough...drag...under all that drag! ;) peace