Monday, July 6, 2009

Calling all Lushes...

So we’re off in two weeks to the ‘Shwa (Oshawa) to visit our friends Michelle and Connie (Michael and Constantine) for their annual long weekend pool party. Take one Pool, add 60+ Men, and Stir.

The dilemma here is what will be Kitty’s cocktail of choice this year?! Last year I drank Jager and OJ. SHUT UP! It is a great drink! It tastes soo good! And on the plus side in a clear glass it looks obnoxious so no one will take from your stash in the fridge. But it took me a good week last year to get my blood sugar levels back in check.. I think over Sat and Sunday I drank about 3 cartons of OJ…

So I’m opening this up to all you lushes out there…

Got any suggestions for a drink that packs a punch but is a 2-3 ingredient (MAX) concoction and is not likely to have all the boys wanting to sneak my stash? Keep in mind I don’t like sweet sweet drinks in any quantity, I don’t mind sour or bitter… cause lets face it … “You are what you Drink.” ;-) I have an obvious preference for anything Vodka based but just don’t think I can stomach a weekend of Vodka Cran.

Also (hint hint to you Toronto fags and hags) I know the LCBO often has tons of ‘novelty mixed drinks’ coolers etc. I wont poopoo a cooler so long as there actually some BOOZE in it, the taste is not like licking the floor of a chemical plant and it’s sugar content won’t throw me into a diabetic coma…

Extra bonus points if it has a great gay name! ;-)

Thank kittens!


(but not recommended)

12 comments:

ayem8y said...

Vodka Gimlet:

Premium Vodka
Rose’s Lime Juice
Lime

Fill a shaker with ice let stand.
1.5 oz of vodka for every 1 oz of Roses lime juice.
Pour out melted water from shaker.
Shake vodka and lime juice.
Take a quarter wedge of lime and rim glass with it.
Squeeze lime into drink and toss wedge into glass.

Enjoy, Tastes bitter and sour!

Best enjoyed by bitter sour old queens, poolside.

Misster Kitty said...

Not a bad start, but there's a lot of sugar in the Lime Cordial... But I'll giver a test run this weekend.

Keep em coming!

Kevin said...

smirnoff makes a bunch of premade cocktails, the newest being Tuscan Lemonade. I find it waaaaay to tart on it's own so I mix with soda or even carbonated lemonade.

OOOOO, or if you like pomegranite, you mix Pearl Pomegranate vodka and either soda or carbonated pom juice and you've got an easy-peasy pomtini!

Kevin said...

...btw...."Easy-Peasy Pomtini" is ™

Misster Kitty said...

Now you're talking... Easy-Peasy Pomtini™ seems just gay enough and deelish enough to be the winner... but of course don't stop recommending more great ideas!

TICKLEBEAR said...

"teeny weeny woo-woo" :
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Teeny-Weeny-Woo-Woo/Detail.aspx
:D~

Misster Kitty said...

Sounds fun n yum, but my guess is a little on the sweet side... hmmmmm

TICKLEBEAR said...

can't help it!!!!
:D~

Misster Kitty said...

That's just how you're made, huh?

TICKLEBEAR said...

blame it on my mother.
she raised me with a sweet tooth,
though i've learned to diversify since...
:D~

Cheryl (a.k.a Sherri, and vice-versa) said...

PomTini is also available as a premixed cooler at the LC.

Misster Kitty said...

What's the alcohol content? I cant be drinking 10 or 12 a day for a good buzz.... :-)