Suck on this ...
...crucifix?!?!?
Again, while trying to find some cute images for my blog this Easter Weekend I have again stumbled into the bizarre and slightly disturbing...
Look I'm not a prude, nor am I at all religious, at least not in the typical 'judaeo-Christian' fashion, I guess you'd call me a pagan if you had to call me something (just don't call me late for supper. bah-doom-boom!) but the thought of sucking on or eating a chocolate crucified Jesus just, well, turns my stomach.
But it doesn't stop there... oh no ladies and gentle-ladies... if you thought this was bad... check out this and this and there's so much more...
I guess you just have to ask yourself... why? And, who buys this stuff?!?!
8 comments:
Oh Henry ...give me a Snickers any day .
The bunnies, I like. And frankly, although I'm not traditionally religious either, I am respectful, so the religious candies offend me on behalf of people who are traditionally religious.
Our kicker story (end of the show, more lighthearted story) on our 6pm news at A-Channel Ottawa tonight, is a cheeto shaped like Jesus, found by a Methodist minister in Houston.
So I go to Ma's site and there are cuter-than-all-get-out (whatever that means) babies. I come here and get bunny porn.
Tom Waits has a song called "Chocolate Jesus":
"Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
But I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall down on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well I don't want no Anna Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait."
There's something kinda kinky about "it's best to wrap your saviour up in cellophane"
Anyhow, happy Easter!
"a cheeto shaped like Jesus"...
Slow news day, huh?
And MAN! that's one messed up song too! lol
Glad to see I'm not the only one a tad disturbed bu this..
These would have made communion at church a LOT more fun!
Instead of the little wafer you get when the priest hands you "the body of Christ," he could actually hand you... the body of Christ!
(Of course if it was ME they were giving that to, when they'd say "the body of Christ," I'd just hafta reply, "Yes! It is!!!")
... of course one of these wouldn't have gone as well with the wine...
Milky
Those chocolate crucifix things were more than just "slightly
" disturbing... Does not ceasde to amaze me at what people will think up.
BTW, the weather in Florida is lovely. In the 80's everyday!!
Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure are a MUST do and MUST see!
I think Chocolate Jesus would also be a great name for a rock band. I've always thought of chocolate bunnies as something for young children to enjoy, so the bunnies with the penises are really sick to me.
Yea ... the bunnies... are beyond wrong... I can 'sorta see where someone might find it amusing, but like you say... chocolate bunnies are for the young (AND young at heart)
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