Tuesday, May 1, 2007

And then there were five...

I swear I could just be sick!

America. Yeah I'm talking to you. YOU SUCK!

Look. Every SANE person that is watching the show, and even Billy Ray himself knew it was time that HE was voted off. Hell, he did all he could to get eliminated, his scores spoke VOLUMES. You could even see the disappointment in his face when John and Edyta's names were called instead of his! But alas, it is true America, I forget just how truly STUPID you are. You wouldn't know a good preformance it it bit you on your super-sized ass! Well I'm sorry, but a couple of shuffles of your lead feet, and 3 pelvic thrusts does not a dance make.

There is no reason why Billy Ray should still be on the show! NONE! Oh wait, I'm sorry... there IS one reason.... because you, America, SUCK. You SUCK big time! You suck worse than Basic Instinct II.


John, Edyta. I just want you to both know that I voted for you. I didn't think it was your time.


You know... at this point, and God help us, but I wouldn't be surprised if Billy Ray makes it through again next week. I shudder at the very thought. But then as Dr Phil says... 'Past behavior is a good indicator of future behavior' and one thing we know for sure is that you America, do NOT learn from History or your mistakes.




Maria said...

I don't think I have ever watched an entire episode of Dancing with the Stars but that my dear was one hell of an intresting way to describe it.

I Love it!

I may watch next time just to see how bad Bill Ray is!

Misster Kitty said...

To quote N@...

Billy Ray is to Dance, as George Bush Jr is to Peaceful Politics.

Ma Horton said...

AGREED .AGREED.AGREED. Billy Rae sucks ass and I am so pissed .I could pelvic thrust better than him too !

Misster Kitty said...

My 93 year old Grandmother, with the hip replacement can pelvic thrust better than B-R.