Friday, July 13, 2007

Acrobats, Knife-Swallowers and Strippers, oh my!

Take one part, Burlesque, one part Vaudeville, one part Circus, one part Freak-Show, shake and stir and you get ...
This ain't your parent circus... (unless they were slightly sexually deviant and into freakshows and fringe society.)

Do yourselves a favor, and if you get the chance, go see them!

OH MY GOD! What a night!

It started with a Cabaret singer Michelangelo. The lyrics to his song were sexually explicit. We were off to a good start and the audience was soon well aware this was going to be a fun night. After his song the next act was a male duo of acrobats. Doing impossible poses and lifts including one where the 2nd guy was doing a one handed hand stand on the first guys head! for their encore they both stripped down to their Union Jack undies. WHAT BODS! wow!After them was a hula hoop act. She was amazing! at one point she had 4 hoops all going in different directions on different planes. Amazing!The came one of my favourite parts. Miss Behave...

She's a Sword Swollewer, also does a bit of slap stick and generally teases the audience. she came out 4 times in total, in a skin tight yellow and black latex dress! Among some of her routine, she swallows a pair of scissors, sticks a rose through the piercing hole in her tongue, swallows the leg of a bar stool and generally flirts and drinks too muck! I LOVE HER!

After Miss Behaves first routine, out came Frodo. He is what you can only describe as 100% freak!. He is a contortionist. Completely double jointed. She has a standard size tennis racquet and one with a diameter 2 inches smaller. Ho basically puts his entire body through the racquets. He has to dis-locate his shoulder to do this. Gross and yet riveting You can't HELP but watch...



Among the other acts, was a magic act. A sexy Spanish women basically strips while doing a little 'slight of hand' that involved a little red scarf that ended up in her skirt, bra, thong panty and well, her um... 'suzy' as I prefer to call it. ;-)Also in the show was another acrobat spinning and spiraling above the audience. The Spanish magician comes back and sings Guantanamera, Frodo the double jointed freak also does a balancing act. There's more singing, and audience teasing.
And then the favourite (for at least the four of us) a hunky guy in nothing but a pair of skin tight jeans that does an acrobatic act out of a tub. He spins around and above the audience, the front row is given a sheet of plastic to protect them from the water. The 2nd row gets nothing! Didier got a little drenched from the acts first spin over the audience. I also got splashed more than a few times, but when you see where the water is falling from you just don't mind! HAWT!









...now would you be upset if he got you a little bit... wet?


There was more but really, you gotta go yourself!


I actually want to go back again! It was a truly amazing show. Who wants to join me?

15 comments:

Maria said...

Glad you guys had a nice night. It looked like great fun!

TICKLEBEAR said...

i wouldn't mind getting a little "wet"....
i wouldn't mind getting soaked actually!!!!!!!
:D~
HUGZ

Misster Kitty said...

It was a blast!

I'm telling you the guy was HOT! (even with no body or facial hair...)

I swear I was tempted to dive into the tub wiht him!

TICKLEBEAR said...

i would rather have offered my "services" to dry him off...completely!!
:)~

Misster Kitty said...

Yea, because drool is a well known drying substance! ;-)

TICKLEBEAR said...

nope, but it's got some lube virtue... always handy!!!
:D~

Maria said...

This has turned into an x-rated blog. You 2 are BAAAAAAAAAAD!

TICKLEBEAR said...

you think THIS is bad????
:D~
hardly...
merely discussing the most natural thing in the world...
"male response"!!!
:)~
nothing wrong with just being ourselves!!
HUGZ

Misster Kitty said...

heheeh This doesn't even warrent a single X yet... not even an R
... but if you want

TICKLEBEAR said...

just a "PG"...
Parental Guidance??
nope!!!
Posting Gays!!...
:)~
HUGZ

T said...

I could use a little action, looks like a fun night!

Misster Kitty said...

"Posting Gays" I LOVE IT!

heh

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T, you should go, the show was so much fun!

T said...

Kitty, if I was anywhere close to there, I would be all over it. We just don't get shows like that up here in Northern Ontario. The last show we had(if you could call it that) was I believe Alice Cooper.

Newsguy Bob said...

That's right, what t said. Shania hasn't even played in Timmins since July 1, 1999.

And when I'm in Iroquois Falls in a couple of weeks, I can go see Nazareth! How cool is that?

All together now: "Now you're messin' with a son of bitch..."

Misster Kitty said...

Well Bummer. Tell you what We'll go see the show again (end of the month) when our friends come in from Toulouse and Reinne, France...