Monday, July 16, 2007

Chatty-Cathy on the Crapper

I know I blogged on this one before, so I'll just refer you back to my original post...

All I can add today is ... same person, same stall...

GROSS!

28 comments:

Maria said...

YOU need to STOP going to the toilet when this particular person is in there. Otherwise get yourself a "Louieville slugger" and knock that freakin' stall down"

LOL

Thanks to Carrie Underwood thats where I got that idea from... good one no??

Sean Newbury said...

Hey! I was there first!

I think what I MIGHT do is start wearing a HazMat suit around him!

Bruno Laliberté said...

oh boy!!
nope, you're not alone having scat issues. i hate scat, & i hate cellphones. the way people behave generally, but especially with their cellphones... i don't use public restrooms for number 2... i keep my visits there short & sweet.
don't care to be in touch with the human nature, on that level, at any rate...

my suggestion???
it would call for a minor investment on your part...
you pick up at the store a bunch of those little signs "cellphones are forbidden in this aera".
you post one on the men's room door, & one on the door of each stall, & above each urinal...

it would arouse people's curiosity
& eventually eradicate this behaviour, as your "chatty-cathy"
dies of embarassement in his office... :)~

though,
on the funny side,
those talking to him on the phone must find him very assertive in his speech, & find him convincing
when he acquiesce with a grunt...
a real brute of a man!! the stuff
dreams are made of!!!!
:D~
(choking here!!)
:D~

HUGZ

PS: what if you brought a spraycan of those airfresheners, & shower him with it while he sits on the throne???
does he wash his hands after????
:D~

Sean Newbury said...

Oh My God! I am so getting those stickers for the mens room! THANKS YOU Bruno... I owe ya one!
As for him washing his hands.. I've no idea and I vacate the room well before he completes his 'business' calls. But I avoid all contact with the man.

Bruno Laliberté said...

wise move.
somehow, i'd have the impulse to leave a bottle of purel on his desk.
that's just the kind of bitch i am...
:D~

Sean Newbury said...

Ha! I keep purel at MY desk. Use it first thing every day (apres bus and metro!)

Bruno Laliberté said...

yes, by all means!!!
god knows what lay on all those surfaces...
when i think of all those cases we put in isolation, or with precautionary measures, but, when
they get released, they walk among us, & you may not be in an hospital, but it doesn't mean your body doesn't have some weaknesses, & you then get exposed to such
things that may send you off to the hospital, or just affect your state, even if you're able to stay home...
if you knew all that goes around, you wouldn't get out of the house!!!
& you'd sterilized every thing coming in your house.
i guess that's why we have an immune system...
it is being tested incessantly.
have a nice day...still!!!
:)~

HUGZ

Sean Newbury said...

Oh I'm sure!

I think there should be more tests done to see what contagion etc is on things like the seats and poles and handles in metros and buses or the rolling railings of escalators or the handles on doors or the buttons on elevators and pay phones not to mention the phone receivers... And THEN there should be warning stickers on those devices:

WARNING holding the bar on this metro car puts you in direct contact with urine, feces, blood, sperm, places you at risk of contracting __________ and __________ and __________

... But before this happens I want to buy stock in Purel!

Bruno Laliberté said...

speaking of urine & feces....
you know, when you hand money to homeless people, they often lie in their own sh&t... & that money in their pockets will eventually go back into circulation...
enough to put you off of doing a good deed, eh?!...
:D~
i just i'd share a little knowledge
from my time working in the ER...

how nice of me!!
HUGZ

Sean Newbury said...

Well that's just great!

I guess I'd better start pricing Haz Mat suits... I wonder, do they come in Leopard Print?

Bruno Laliberté said...

everything can be done, if you'll put the price for it...
:D~
where do you get this passion for leopard print.
it must have stemmed from something.
mom's frilly underwear???
:D~

Sean Newbury said...

I don't know really...

...my guess is myself and Estelle Schwartz (an old jewish lady) got abducted by aliens and after they did their experiments and did all their mind manipulation stuff before returning us, some how our brain waves got crossed. I picked up a taste for Leopard Print, and she picked up a deep seated love of ABBA.

...well it's just a theory.

If you see Estelle walking down the street, strutting her stuff to Dancing Queen, lemmie know.

Bruno Laliberté said...

so,
we should call an alien error i/o a human error.
is THAT possible????
abduction, eh??...
:D~
so, you got 'prodded", eh??
was it good for you?
:D~

Sean Newbury said...

well, I can't complain!

... I mean you don't see crying on some documentary about my horrible abduction experiences do you?

Bruno Laliberté said...

would make a nice HBO special though:'Misster-Kitty, up in the sky!!"
:D~

Sean Newbury said...

I'm sure I talked about this before, in an earlier blog post, but well, I'm on lunch and have the time so....

Years ago when I worked for an ISP we would get bored and just surf the web for HOURS... Someone found this on line test to check to see if you had ever been, or were likely to be abducted by Aliens... well everybody started taking it... most were coming back 5, 10, 15 % probability...

A girl, Tina, got something in the 60's as I recall... and came to me all freaked out. She wanted to know what I got... I told her to stick around, I was almost finished.

... I got something in the 90's... 93 or something....

... she was no longer upset.

And oddly enough a bible thumper in the office stopped coming near my desk... so really it wasn't all bad.

ya never know....

Bruno Laliberté said...

so you met one of those (bible thumper, that is...) :)~
i guess he feared you might turn out to be more "enlightened" than he was...
you might have been closer to the "creator"...
i'll admit i've paid attention to your most recent writings.
so, sue me!!
:)~
do you remember the name of the test??
:)~

Sean Newbury said...

Oh the fear was real my friend!
;-)

Well there are many similar type tests but I've never seen that one again... that was back around 94..

Bruno Laliberté said...

hmmmm, pity!!
:D~

Sean Newbury said...

If I DO find it, you'll be the first to know, well ok the 2nd, I'll have to get in touch with Estelle first...

Bruno Laliberté said...

:D~
found one...
got 26 out of the 58 markers for a good abductee....
:D~

Sean Newbury said...

what's the url?

Bruno Laliberté said...

http://groups.msn.com/WildbluesMysteryMadness/areyouanabductee.msnw

Bruno Laliberté said...

http://groups.msn.com/WildbluesMysteryMadness/areyouanabductee.msnw


why didn't it show completely??
that's why i post it a second time...

Sean Newbury said...

Well you're actually 26 our of 57 (one question is specific to females) so you are 45 %.

I just took this one, and got 43 out of 57, or 75 %

I still want to find the one I took before...

Bruno Laliberté said...

ain't that one of the marker, being obsessive about things???
:D~

Sean Newbury said...

HA! it is! Maybe I ought to add an extra point!

Bruno Laliberté said...

perhaps....